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theshriekingsisterhood:

Imagine Adam struggling with the vast apocalyptic potential of his powers, trying to decide whether to end the word or not, and Pepper just leans in and whispers

"do it for the vine"

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thatstheriddle:

This is acting, look, there’s no Castiel in this.

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liellan:

leo-arcana:

nonymoose:

The Winchesters checking you out

bonus:

Idk how to feel I’m blogging naked

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sugarfey:

evangerwolf:

Steve’s face tho like “where’s your righteousness Natasha” is priceless 

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topfunnystuff:

4gifs:

Siblings wont be kept apart. [vid]

how strong is that toddler, like wow

topfunnystuff:

4gifs:

Siblings wont be kept apart. [vid]

how strong is that toddler, like wow

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i-took-sherlocks-virginity:

incredibly-important-words-here:

therapydinosaur:

The fault in our murder 

Looks like Alaska’s death wasn’t such an accident after all..

WHOA WHOA WHOA BRO TAG YOUR SPOILERS

i-took-sherlocks-virginity:

incredibly-important-words-here:

therapydinosaur:

The fault in our murder 

Looks like Alaska’s death wasn’t such an accident after all..

WHOA WHOA WHOA BRO TAG YOUR SPOILERS

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mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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rainbowkissesxandunicornstickers:

This line is so important

what happened to season one? can it come back now?

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sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

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Sometime Dead is Better

lokis-nonexistent-shampoo:

Hulk crouches in the dirt, rain pouring over his shoulders.

He scoops up the sand and throws it over his shoulder, over and over again.

He and Banner were so stupid not to think of this before.

Captain America was supposed to be dead.

He was just frozen in ice.

Tony was said to be dead,

but he wasn’t.

Pepper was almost dead

but she came back changed.

Bucky Barnes was supposed to be dead

"But he was brainwashed and crazy" Hulk gritted out to himself, shoveling back another feet of dirt.

And the SHIELD Agent

"Phil pretended to be dead, but isn’t."

Almost everyone around Hulk who was supposed to be dead….

Hell, Cap was almost dead, again, but didn’t die.

With each handful of dirt, he counts them out.

1. supposed to be dead steve

2. said to be dead Tony

3. Almost dead pepper

4. crazyalive Bucky Barnes

5. Phil pretend dead

6. Steve should be dead but not.

His large arms shake

the wooden box shows out from the dirt

Stevesupposed to be dead, Tonysaid to be dead, almostdead pepper, crazyalivebucky…philpretenddead steveshouldbedeadbutnot.

He can’t open the box

he doesn’t want to. 

What’s supposed to be dead never is

Steve Tony Pepper Bucky Phil Steve again

He pulls away from the box and wrapshis arms around his chest.

Nonononono

can’t open it

don’t wanna know

….have to know

have to protect them

the rain belts down on his shoulders and he cries.

has to be dead

but everyone who had to be dead wasn’t

steve tony pepper bucky steve again phil

"Steve, Tony, Pepper, Bucky, Steve again, Phil" He says it over and over and over and the wind tells him he’s crazy.

dangerous.

He finally, finally breaks into the stupid box and lets himself look in.

Hulk lets out a scream of triumph

The body is there.

His body is there.

Hulk sniffs at the black/gray hairs

the smell isn’t really there

but the body, the fucking body, is

and it’s about the size he remembered.

Hulk reaches in and breaks off a bone.

He’ll leave it for Banner. To test. to be sure.

That their father is dead.

Like he’s supposed to be.

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edwardspoonhands:

pyritewolf:

crochet great a’tuin is the best great a’tuin
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I WANT THIS SO MUCH

edwardspoonhands:

pyritewolf:

crochet great a’tuin is the best great a’tuin

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I WANT THIS SO MUCH

,adorable   • magnificent   • discworld  
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ohblainers:

If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.

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crackedbrain321:

hamishmash:

I made a comic about Godzilla. 

Wow….

crackedbrain321:

hamishmash:

I made a comic about Godzilla. 

Wow….

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thediagonallie:

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

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